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Crewneck Sweatshirt — “Short, Loud & Judgmental” Dachshund Security Design

$29.78

Sizes: S

Colors: White

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

A cozy, midweight crewneck sweatshirt with a playful, vintage-inspired dachshund design reading “Short, Loud & Judgmental.” Soft yet sturdy, it sits as a relaxed staple in casual wardrobes—the kind you pull on for slow mornings, dog-walks, or low-key hangs. The embroidered-ready graphic and optional wrist or chest embroidery placements add tactile personality, while a tear-away label and tubular knit construction keep the fit comfortable and clean. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes mean you’re wearing something that looks good and feels thoughtful. This sweatshirt reads like a wink: confident, slightly snarky, and built to last. Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz) for warmth and durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams for shape retention and strength - Embroidery options at left/center chest and wrists; DTF inner neck labels with DTG prints elsewhere - OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; gray tear-away label for itch-free wear Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Do not iron

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product

Crewneck Sweatshirt — “Short, Loud & Judgmental” Dachshund Security Design

$29.78

Sizes: S

Colors: White

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

A cozy, midweight crewneck sweatshirt with a playful, vintage-inspired dachshund design reading “Short, Loud & Judgmental.” Soft yet sturdy, it sits as a relaxed staple in casual wardrobes—the kind you pull on for slow mornings, dog-walks, or low-key hangs. The embroidered-ready graphic and optional wrist or chest embroidery placements add tactile personality, while a tear-away label and tubular knit construction keep the fit comfortable and clean. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes mean you’re wearing something that looks good and feels thoughtful. This sweatshirt reads like a wink: confident, slightly snarky, and built to last. Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz) for warmth and durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams for shape retention and strength - Embroidery options at left/center chest and wrists; DTF inner neck labels with DTG prints elsewhere - OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; gray tear-away label for itch-free wear Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Do not iron

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product

Crewneck Sweatshirt — “Short, Loud &amp; Judgmental” Dachshund Security Design

Crewneck Sweatshirt — “Short, Loud &amp; Judgmental” Dachshund Security Design

Crewneck Sweatshirt — “Short, Loud & Judgmental” Dachshund Security Design

Crewneck Sweatshirt — “Short, Loud & Judgmental” Dachshund Security Design